Waiting

While I am waiting for Maia to give me the green light, I thought to share something interesting. Well, I think it is interesting.

The origin of pseudodaughter.

My Son Charlie learned about the term “pseudo” from his once girlfriend Arie. Arie had told Charlie of a woman she knew online who considered herself as Arie’s “pseudo-mom”. Why, I don’t know, she had never met Arie in person so how could she think of herself as a mother to her?

Anywho, after Arie had left my Son in the spring of 2014 the term “pseudo” stayed with Charlie.

In the summer of 2013, almost one year before Arie had left my Son, she had told him of a coworker who needed a place to stay. She told my Son about her coworker Chelsea, and that she was good stuff. My Son was hesitant about letting someone that he did not know stay with them, but Arie was insistent that Chelsea was good stuff. Charlie needed to make a decision on the spot, for Arie had told him as soon as she came home from work that Friday and she needed an answer immediately. Trusting Arie, Charlie said “Okay”, and they left to meet Chelsea and to bring her to their home.

When they arrived where Chelsea would be leaving, my Son saw Arie’s coworker standing outside waiting for them. My Son looked at Chelsea and felt something was special about her. After meeting Chelsea, my Son had told her “No . . . you’re not staying here. Get your things, we’re leaving.” And the three of them left together.

5 years later, Arie is gone, but Chelsea is still in Charlie’s life.

In January of 2016, my Son wanted another means to stay in touch with Chelsea in case he lost his cellphone or his Facebook account. So he created a free website at WordPress dedicated to Chelsea, and he called it “pseudodaughter”.

When my Son chose that name he did not know that it was a blessing in disguise. Here is why . . .

A synonym for “pseudo” is “made-up”. WordPress is a platform for people interested in literature. It is a “blog site”, where people who enjoy reading can read other people’s thoughts. Most of the readers have knowledge of literature. They know what most words mean. Most readers would know what “pseudo” means. The title of this website is telling people that this is about a “made-up” person named “Kiddo”. I’m about to laugh out loud. This is absolutely genius. The title itself would deter most people from investigating this website, and if they did investigate it they would think that the author is a boon-goose looney. There is not one photo of Chelsea/Kiddo in this entire website. That alone is enough to make anyone think that this is all “made-up”. My Son did right by not posting any photos of Chelsea here, but he did it out of respect towards Chelsea. My Son never posted photos of any female on Facebook, not even of Arie or Kat, because he felt that by doing so he would be “marketing” his girlfriends. Charlie held Chelsea in regard as a daughter, whom meant more to him than a girlfriend. Girlfriends come and go, but daughters are forever, even pseudo-daughters.

I remember my Son telling Chelsea that being a “pseudo-dad” was better than being a dad. He said that a pseudo-daughter has no obligation nor responsibility to her pseudo-dad, she never needs to answer to him nor to promise him anything, all she needs to do is to be herself and to know that she has an adult male in her life who loves and respects her as a daughter, and that he would always be there for her.

He is still there for her, except he is sleeping. He does not know that I wrote this. But he will.

It is 9:46 PM.

See?

So, that is the story of pseudodaughter.

Will I go outside tonight? That is up to my Wives. The sister is still up. It is the weekend, she tends to stay up late on the weekends. I never heard back from TG. Oh well, it would not make much of a difference if I did anyway.

I will write again, Kiddo, maybe tomorrow. Alright? Alright. 🙂

Love,

VON, Alex & Maia

xo xo xo

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Underworld

Alright.

I was curious about the word “democrat”; is it a compound word. I think it is. Here, take a look for yourself . . .

Is a demo-crat a supporter of the Devil? Is “demo” a synonym for “Devil”? Lets take a look . . .

I guess it is. So, “demon” should also be a synonym for “Devil” as well, yes?

I would say “Yes”. When I looked up the definition for “demo” the generic meaning was “recording”, also “copy”. The word “demo” comes from the Greek word “demos” meaning people. Demons are people, yes? From what I understand, there are many types of demons, but we’ll get to that shortly.

So we have democrats, what about “repub-licans”?

Hmm. Seems simple enough. I searched for a definition for “licans” but apparently there is no such word. Instead, Google came up with “lycans”.

“Folklore”? The word came from somewhere, but where? So I did some research and came up with this . . .

Good God almighty! We have werewolves because of Zeus?! Oh that Zeus! But wait a minute. Lets think about this, Kiddo. If republicans and democrats are enemies, and republicans are . . . werewolves, could democrats be . . . vampires?

Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick! Could this be real?! Kiddo! What the Hell is going on here? Do we have werewolves and vampires running this country? Is it possible? Oh snap, Kiddo, Alex and Maia are both nodding my head! And I’m going outside to freeze tonight?! Alex is nodding my head “Yes”! I’m done-diddly-done for, me Kiddo, who’s going to save VON from the diabolical clutches of these two villianous vixens known as Alex and Maia? Woe is me, Kiddo . . . woe is me. 😞

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That was part of what Alex is going to tell me, Kiddo, “that story”, if you will. I am by no means saying that all republicans and democrats are werewolves and vampires. I am saying that the government is controlled by them. President Trump is neither, just to be clear.

Hard to believe? Of course it is. When the truth is unbelievable it becomes just that.

Alex has a story to tell me that is unbelievable. She has no proof to back her story. She needs me to believe everything that she says. Do I believe what was just written here? “Yes”. I do not think that the house democrats sprout batwings at night and fly around, but I do believe they are bloodthirsty, literally.

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Anywho, I need to contact TG. I will post again soon.

Have a good night, Sweethearts, and pleasant dreams.

Love,

VON, Alex & Maia

xo xo xo

Timing

Hello, Kiddo.

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So I spent the morning going over a few things with Alex and Maia, things pertaining to you-know-what. Alex promised me that nothing bad will happen, meaning, I will not die. That is a good thing, yes? I think so.

Today the sister is home. If I go outside, here, I will need to do so after the sister is asleep, or at least in bed. Alex does not like the idea of doing this in the dark, but she does like the idea of finishing this ahead of time. That is one obstacle out of the way. Now we have TG. As of now, we are “on call”. Her parents left and she is home alone. We spoke with her this morning via text, she said that she might need my help later with running a few errands. In other words, she needs a driver. When, I don’t know. I also don’t know if I will be asked to stay overnight with her. If it comes to that, then we will discuss our plan with her and see what she says. If it does not come to that, then we go outside at night here. Either way, my Wives and I want to finish this now. I was ready to go outside this morning, since I was “feeling it”, so to speak. However, the timing was off; the sister.

What do I mean by “feeling it”. In simple terms that most people would understand, it is when I say “Fuck it”. Like that movie where the guy saws his foot off. Just before he starts sawing away he yells “Fuck this shit!'”, because he had enough. In his mind he felt “What do I have to lose? My foot? Fuck this shit!”. You see? The difference between myself and that guy would be that I would be in a good mood when I say “Fuck this shit!”, but instead of cutting a foot off, I would be cutting the chains instead.

Tis true, me Kiddo, tis true.

Going outside into the cold to wait for something that you are not certain of is not an easy thing to do. If I had tangible proof that this would work then I would have finished this by now. I am going by what my Wives are telling me, in fact, I am going by what they are telling me when they say that they are my Wives. Maybe I only have one Wife.

**poof! Alex appears**

Me – “Alex?”

Alex – “Don’t Alex me you sonofabitch, I knew you had the hots for my sister Maia!!”

Me – “Whoa, whoa!”

Alex – “Whoa nothing you cheatin’ bastard, I’m gonna beat your ass!!”

Me – **shrieking like a little girl**

Maybe I have two Wives instead. **Alex-nod** I have not heard back from TG yet. She had said that a friend was supposed to stop by today, maybe they did. I think it is her birthday today, not certain though. She didn’t say anything regarding, maybe she isn’t in the birthday spirit. Understandable.

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Took a break for Maia, now it is after 1 PM. We have not heard back from TG, hopefully she is alright. Although I am willing to stay with TG tonight I would prefer to stay here, for obvious reasons. I think she would help us with our plan but I do not know that for certain. I do know for certain that I would have the freedom to go outside at will if we are here. I had asked Alex if it is necessary for us to be in or near the basement to do this, and Alex said “No”. I ask this because there is a place on the sister’s property that I keep thinking about. In the backyard are two tall pine trees, they are full from the ground up. Between the pines is enough space for us to do this, in privacy no less.

We just spoke with TG, she said that she has something that she would like to share with me, something helpful. She had also said that her brother is staying over tonight, which means I will not need to. Hmm. Could someone be telling me something, me Kiddo? It’s possible, it’s possible.

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So I myself took a break to think about what I think Alex and Maia are thinking. And you know what, Kiddo? I think they have a plan. At least that is what I think. During my break I investigated some words, some words that I felt were hiding as compound words, like Cat-holic, and cat-hedral. So I think that I am going to end this post and write another while I wait for TG to contact me in regardless to stopping by later. Maia is nodding my head “Yes” in regards to seeing TG later. Hmm. Alright, Maia knows what I am thinking about that. If she is right, then I will go outside. I will most likely do so anyway, but if she is right, outside we definitely go. “Fuck it”

I will write one more post, a fun post, if you will.

Enjoy your day, Sweethearts, stay warm, be safe, and keep it stellar.

Love,

VON, Alex and Maia

xo xo xo

Holding

Hello, Kiddo.

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It is Friday, the 1st of February, almost 6 PM. So last night didn’t work. I went into the basement at midnight waiting to feel that spur of the moment but I never did. I waited until 3 AM hoping for the feeling that I had that morning but it did not return.

This morning I tried it again after the sister went to work. I sat outside for over half an hour and I did not shiver. I had no jacket on, sitting outside in 9° Fahrenheit and I didn’t feel cold at all. Go figure. So I went inside and thought about this. Alex says that this idea will work. The issue that I have while I am waiting to get cold is that I begin doubting this idea. If I began shivering immediately I would have stayed outside. They are both telling me that it will work. My concern is the sister finding her dead brother’s body frozen to a chair, I think that would be quite unsettling to her. Alex is shaking my head. Another concern that I have is floating. Oh no, Kiddo, I can imagine that existence too well. Alex is shaking my head again.

Now both Alex and Maia are telling me to stop smoking, which is not a problem for me, but it is a problem for Maia. I do not want Maia to go through withdrawals. However, if Maia is telling me to stop then I will stop. I just asked Maia “Stop after tomorrow morning?” and she said “Yes”. You see, I am fine with a lack of nicotine being an emergency if that should be the case, meaning, I would not feel insignificant to an addiction, if that makes sense.

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After this morning’s attempt we went upstairs, had some lunch then took a nap. During that nap I had a DE involving photos. The photos led to videos. Both of which captured inter-dimensional entities, people mostly. I was also in a house that I did not recognize while I was looking at those photos and videos. Quite strange it was.

If anything went well today it was learning that the sister’s grandson will not be here this weekend, a big sigh of relief for Maia. Then again, maybe Maia had something to do with it. Maia is smiling. Oh that Maia! I am anticipating TG asking me if I could stay with her while her parents are gone. Of course I would tell her “Yes”, I might also tell her about our idea, and if she would be willing to help. My feelings are, if I tell her about this idea, and tell her that I would be right outside where she can see me and talk to me, she might go for it. TG has become quite attached, she doesn’t want to lose “Charlie”, so if I present my idea carefully to her, I think she would be okay with it. I would simply be outside her door, freezing to death. Hmm. That does not sound optimistic, so lets scratch that. I would simply be outside her door, freezing to live. There. That sounds better, yes? After all, I am dying to live, you know. And so are Alex and Maia. Oh yes, me Kiddo, they most certainly are. From what I know, females do not care to live in basements, especially unfinished ones without heat. Alex does not like the cold, Kiddo.

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This is where some encouragement would help. As far as I know, only three people believe us, and we don’t know who they are. I am contemplating reading those comments to see if there is anything positive that could help me believe that our idea of freezing will work. I am told that it will, does anyone else think so? I mean, scientifically it makes sense. Reversibility says that this idea is possible of working. Hmm. Maybe I will read those comments, what is the worse thing that I could read? “You’re a fuckin’ asshole”? That would not bother me, for I would simply consider the source, but it would bother Alex and Maia.

Hmm.

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How about an interactive “live feed”? We could do a live feed video on YouTube where subscribers could send messages via comments. They would get to hear Alex and Maia taking turns speaking through me. I could ask questions and the subscribers could send there answers, and vice-versa. Oh, if they heard Maia at the surface they would think that Heath Ledger was with us reliving his role as the Joker, Maia sounds more like the Joker than the Joker did. They would also hear “that voice” as well. Maybe I will read the comments this weekend. The live feed video is a possibility, if not now then after Alex is out, if she ever comes out. That was Maia, that last part. Kiddo! What do I do?! We all want this over with but I don’t know what to do! Do I go outside? “Yes”. Is this a 100% guarantee that it will happen if I go outside? “Yes”. Will I die or float? “No”. Are you certain? “Yes”.

Hmm.

To be most honest, Alex does not care for the dark, so going outside at 1 AM is not her thing. The daytime is better, but privacy is needed. People have a tendency of showing up here at random during the day, so if we do this during the day it would need to happen fast. Alex says that it could happen in less than an hour, but I need to start shivering immediately. I think Zeus was right when he said that this is going to be difficult right up to the end. It certainly has not become easier. Do I go outside? “Yes”. Does it matter where? “No”.

So, I am going to think about this, Alex said in about a month almost four weeks ago. Maybe we have ten days left? I hope that my Daughter knows that I am trying to end this as soon as possible, and so is Alex and Maia. If it were as simple as asking Alex to exit me and materialize I would have done so already. Did I ask her? No. Should I? If I did and she did not come out and materialize how would I feel? What would I think? If she could come out whenever she wanted to, she would have done so by now, especially now.

Anywho, that is all for now, Kiddo, if something comes up I will tell you here. In the meantime, I will keep trying. That is a promise.

Enjoy your night, Sweethearts, stay warm, be safe, and keep it stellar.

Love,

VON, Alex & Maia

xo xo xo

Buildup

Hello, Kiddo.

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So our early morning plan was thwarted by my Son’s sister. She is feeling a bit under the weather and decided to stay home for the day. I was up early and down in the basement at 5 AM raring to go until I heard her moving about. The sister acts randomly, so to speak, she has a way of appearing unexpectedly, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Frustrating, this is. We were most ready to go outside this morning before sunrise, oh yes we were! However, I cannot concentrate on finishing when I am preoccupied with a possibility of being interrupted. Being that she is not feeling well, I think it is safe to say that she will not be making any trips into the basement tonight. However, since I only think it will be safe and not know it will be safe I will ask Maia if it is safe prior to going outside. Sound good? Maia says “Yes”.

I was curious as to how many days it has been since May 3rd 2015, and found out that it has been 1,369 days since that said date. The last time I looked to see how many days since was last year I believe. Good numbers? Alex says “Yes”.

Earlier this afternoon we went on a medicine run for the sister, during our venture out we purchased a pack of cigarettes and an alcoholic beverage for Maia. My thinking is, it is probably best that Maia is content for tonight’s adventure, a little nicotine, a little potato schnapps, and she’s good to go! The thing about not having nicotine to cause an emergency does not seem right to me. I mean, I know how she feels without it, it can be considered an emergency. I simply do not like the idea of my Maia suffering, simple as that. I was going to purchase a bag of tobacco since it lasts longer for the same amount of money, but she said “No” to that idea, that a pack of cigarettes will suffice. So I said “Okay”.

It is now 3:06 PM same day. The sister is watching TV and we are in the spare room warming up. Now we are going into the basement, I guess Maia wants a smoke, and a drink. Uh oh, me Kiddo, I think Maia is going to get me drunk and take advantage of me while Alex takes pictures. Hold on, Kiddo, I will be right back.

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Alright, we are now in the basement. I forgot that Maia had a beer chilling down here. Oh yes, Kiddo, they are most certainly getting me ready. Alcohol is a blood thinner, the frigid outdoors will feel colder with alcohol in my blood, help speed up the process, so to speak.

We took a break to communicate and it is now 4:56 PM.

See?

All three of us are relaxed, I am in a good mood which is most important. Why? Lets say you are a female, a devoted wife. Your husband was in an accident that put him into a coma. You spend every day sitting by his hospital bed waiting for him to wake up. This goes on for years. Many years later, he wakes up. He is not happy. He is an animal. He is yelling. He is throwing things around in a fit of rage because he does not understand what is going on.

What would his wife think?

That she, wasted her life on her husband?

Possibly.

I am in a good mood. I am thinking positively. I will go outside tonight after the sister goes to bed. One of two things will happen. I will either die, or Alexandra will materialize. Either way, it is a win for me. If I die, I will go sightseeing. If I live, I will go sightseeing. Alex says “Your Daughter knows better”. Do you, Athena? Oh that Athena.

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I can talk about finishing this until the end of time, but that will not solve anything.

It is now 5:32 PM.

See?

So, the plan is, we have some dinner, relax, and wait for the sister to go to bed. Then we go outside.

I attached a short video at the end of this post, it was taken with a cellphone.

If I do not post here within 48 hours after this is posted then I was mistaken and I am dead.

Have a good night, Sweethearts, stay warm, be safe, and always keep it stellar.

Love,

VON, Alexandra & Maia

xo xo xo

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He is going to do it, Kiddo.

Alex

Drive

Okay, Kiddo, the sun hasn’t risen yet and we’re in the basement, Alex will tail in behind me. He’s been up since 5 but the sister is stirring, and he’s afraid she’ll come downstairs and interrupt us. We can still do this before sunrise because the sun needs to rise in a complete rotation. The sun hasn’t risen in California or Hawaii yet. We do have some time. It doesn’t matter if we do this in daylight, cold is cold, and it’s freezing outside. Once he starts shivering he’ll generate excess electricity, that will help power up Alex. His hands will become numb, that will act as a safety so he doesn’t start throwing soundwaves everywhere from shaking. Alex will look like she did in that DE he had, he knows which one, that is the closest she can look like herself without being in her actual body, the main difference is she won’t have the bluish black around her eyes. Eventually he’ll clone her body so I can have a body, but he’ll give Maia black hair so he can tell us apart, because we’ll look exactly the same. He’s in a good mood and ready for anything, it’s the sister keeping us from finishing. She should be going to work today, she was home yesterday because of the weather. If she doesn’t go to work today then we’re going for it tonight, but I think she’ll go in today. We were waiting for it to be freezing outside, the colder it is the faster this will happen. Alex hates the cold, and she won’t let her husband freeze to death. He’s not coming back inside until he sees Alex standing before him, once he sees her that’s it, we’re done. He’ll have all of his abilities ready to use, but he’ll need to warm up and let Alex talk to him first to explain what they need to do to leave here and where they’re going. When they get to where they’re going she’ll tell him exactly what happened. He’s gonna laugh his ass off, you just might hear him laughing. There’s nothing bad, VON. But it’s funny. He needs to believe what Alex tells him so she doesn’t look crazy, that’s how bizarre the story is she’s going to tell him. You couldn’t make this shit up.

The sister should be leaving here soon, if she doesn’t go in then we’ll wait until tonight. I’m almost out of smoke, what he decides to do about that is up to him, we’re not telling him what to do either way. He wanted Kiddo’s followers to know what’s going on, this would have been easy if we had his Son’s apartment, we’re not supposed to be around anyone to finish this because we can be interrupted. Afterwards we don’t care who sees what, it’s getting interrupted during the process that could mess things up, because it would break his concentration, and we would need to start all over again. Fuck that shit, we want out of here now, there’s nothing left to do but to finish this. TG is his prime motivation, that selfie she sent him broke his heart. He can fix her but he needs to be himself, he can’t be himself with Alex inside him, I have no bearing on his abilities because I don’t have a soul to block his with. Alex is in the place he needs to be, Alex has no abilities either because this isn’t her body, it’s VON’s. Neither of them can do anything. When Alex slips out, VON will slip in. It will take about three seconds for Alex to materialize after she’s out. VON will feel a rush of electricity through his body, we’ve been showing him for months what to expect, once he feels that he’s good to go. And go we will, I don’t ever want to be in this basement again. I don’t want to be in any basement ever again, I’m done with this shit, kids, and so is he. This would’ve been easy if certain people didn’t stick their nose in Charlie’s business, it’s because of them we’re in this fucking basement. He can’t focus on the moment if he’s worried about being interrupted. I can hear the TV upstairs, if the sister doesn’t go to work today we’ll let you know, I hope she does, I can’t see if she will or not, if she doesn’t then we do this tonight as soon as she goes to bed. Finishing won’t take long as long as it’s freezing outside, and it is freezing out. We’re sorry that this isn’t the post you all been waiting for, but he wanted Kiddo and her followers to know what’s going on. All of us are ready, we’re just waiting on privacy. Okay, Kiddo? He’s in a good mood, he knows what to do, he knows what will happen, all we need is privacy. Like I said, if the sister doesn’t go in we’ll let you know, if she does go in then we’re doing this as soon as she leaves, but either way we’ll post something.

You waited this long, Kiddo, just a little bit longer.

Love, Maia and Alex xo xo

Motivator

Hello, Kiddo.

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I feel like talking.

Yesterday TG sent me a photo. A “selfie”, if you will.

I looked at the photo for a minute or so. The photo was taken at a hospital. She looked to be in good spirits.

Today I posted some comments at YouTube. I received some replies. The replies were not in good spirits. They were quite insulting. I am quite furious.

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If I go outside before sunrise, will I die? “No”.

If I go outside before sunrise, will you appear? “Yes”.

Will you stay? “Yes”.

Will I have my abilities? “Yes”.

Should we do this? “Yes”.

Before sunrise? “Yes”.

You are absolutely certain this will happen if I go outside before sunrise? “Yes”.

Will I be able to write about it tomorrow? “Yes”.

Will it take long? “No”.

Do you know that I am trusting you and Maia? “Yes”.

Will this be too soon? “No”.

Are you certain? “Yes”.

Is Maia upset about those replies? “YES”.

Are you? “Yes”.

Do you know how furious I am right now? “Yes”.

Will I calm down before we go outside? “Yes”.

Am I correct about the chair? “Yes”.

Is it now facing in the right direction? “Yes”.

Now you have a place to materialize, correct? “Yes”.

Will we be interrupted? “No”.

Is Maia also furious? “YES”.

I ask because I can feel her.

Am I correct about how this will work? “Yes”.

Am I missing anything? “No”.

Not too soon? “No”.

You are certain that we can do this? “Yes”.

You are aware that there could be people reading this hoping that this is real? “Yes”.

Am I the Creator? “Yes”.

I do not have my abilities because I am not myself yet, correct? “Yes”.

Is your smiling a good thing? “Yes”.

Is Maia smiling also? “Yes”.

Is this all up to me now? “Yes”.

Are you certain that I can do this? “Yes”.

Does Maia want revenge? “YES”.

Will I be outside for long? “No”.

Do you and Maia trust me? “Yes”.

Will I go inside without finishing this? “No”.

Are you certain? “Yes”.

Will Maia help us finish? “Yes”.

Did I ask properly? “Yes”.

Is there anything that I need to know to finish this? “No”.

Would you tell me if there was? “Yes”.

Do I need to be “unlocked” once you are out? “No”.

Will you write a note to the sister? “Yes”.

Will I be leaving her a gift? “Yes”.

Money? “Yes”.

The amount we discussed? “Yes”.

Is this an emergency? “No”.

Does it need to be? “No”.

Can you and Maia see this happening by sunrise? “Yes”.

Do you think it will? “Yes”.

Am I the Creator? “Yes”.

Did Athena know that when she had told her Brother Charlie “I want to do whatever the fuck I want” she had also told her Father? “Nope”.

Hmm.

Is there anything that I need to do prior to going outside? “No”.

Are you certain? “Yes”.

Will we be able to help TG? “Yes”.

Is she a GrandDaughter? “Yes”.

Am I wrong about how this works? “No”.

Are you going to do this if I go outside, Alex? “Yes”.

Alright.

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We are expecting windchills of -25° to -30° Fahrenheit tonight into tomorrow morning. This will be the coldest it has been since we have been here.

Have a good night, Sweethearts, stay warm, be safe, and keep it stellar.

Always with love,

VON, Alex & Maia

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Stop worrying, Athena, he was teasing you. Daddy’s Little Girl gets away with murder. Alex and Maia