Birdbrains

Hello, Kiddo, it is nighttime and I’m out and about, however I have some time, actually a lot of time, to share some thoughts with you and your followers, and one of those thoughts is birds. Yes, birds, and when I’m done you might never look at birds the same way ever again.

Scientists say that birds came from evolution, and theologians say that birds are of “intelligent design”. They are both wrong, and here’s why.

Have you ever seen an x-ray of a bird’s wing? The skeletal structure will show what looks like an arm with a hand. Hands are pretty handy aren’t they? They can hold a fork to feed your mouth food, I think that’s a pretty handy thing to have, I think that if dinosaurs were here today they’d concur with me, if they were able to understand and speak English. So lets imagine that people had a choice between having working arms and hands or wings, what do you think they’d choose? Oh, and lets not forget the beak, that comes with the wings. What would they choose? I mean, c’mon now, Kiddo, you could have wings to fly with, wouldn’t that be an evolutionary wonder? And who wouldn’t want to slam their face I mean beak into a plate of worms? Think of all the silverware someone else wouldn’t need to wash for you, what a time-saver that would be. What’s that? “Birds are of intelligent design”? How? How is going from hands to wings an intelligent design? That makes no sense. And what purpose do birds serve? I mean, why are they here? To shit on your freshly washed car? Thanksgiving dinner? To eat bugs? And wtf purpose do bugs have, to feed the birds? Why are there flying animals at all?

Because GOD was a mad scientist, that’s why.

There is no “intelligent design” and “evolution” is impossible. However, there can be small changes in genetics caused by geography, like size and color, but no fucking dinosaur went from having arms and hands to having wings “on their own”, so to speak. “Intelligent design”, get the fuck outta here with that nonsense. Remember GOD saying that “his son” was like “Dr. Moreau”? Yeah, that was him. Over 90% of all land animals came from him, like the flamingos, elephants, giraffes, and everyone’s favorite abomination the platypus. And lets not forget his favorite animal the lion, half domestic cat, half man.

Anywho, that’s all for now, we might write later since we have a few hours to kill.

Have a good night, Kiddo, be safe and keep it stellar.

Love, Von and Chelsie

xo xo

 

 

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