28 days later . . .

Kiddo!

I’m writing on the regular cellphone so it might look a little strange because it looks strange on this end. To your loyal followers and subscribers . . .

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this is Charlie.

I’ve spent 26 days in St. Francis hospital for an evaluation on my own behalf. I am now in a shelter in Poughkeepsie until an old friend of mine (Big D) gets me. I might be moving to NJ to finish this. And yes, we are done, people. All I need now is to settle my thoughts and get ready to rock this fucking planet. I am the Creator. Back home my name is Von Wuhlfengeist, but here, until my wife Alexandra shows up, my name will be . . .

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Charlie. Simple as that. I have so much to tell it isn’t funny. Well, some things might be funny, like “Charlie’s Conundrum”.

What is Charlie’s Conundrum.

I, Charlie, killed GOD. No more GOD. I can prove it.

No matter who you are, no matter what you know, and no matter how hard you try, you will never, ever see nor hear from GOD ever again. EVER. Go ahead and try, your attempts will be a waste if time, just like GOD was, a waste of fuckin’ time. What a creepy piece of shit GOD was, hiding like a fuckin’ pussy inside a little boy (me at 10 yrs old). Oh he wasn’t McLovin’ it when I cursed his demented ass for not taking me instead of Carolyn I mean my mother. Oh no, Kiddo, he was so fucking mad he killed me! Kiddo! GOD killed Daddio! That no good sonofaBITCH! But I fucked his sorry aas in the end, I starved that pedovore to death by golly! And the Devil, or, d’evil, well that was him too. Oh yes, loyal followers, he was quite a piece of work. Here, let me explain.

(This is wild as fuck, kids. Alex)

I can be in two places at the same time, and so can you by using technology; live feed. If I can do it, so could GOD. I was Michael Antonucci Sr. and Charlie. GOD was also d’evil. Aphrodite and Hermes had nothing to do with GOD and d’evil, they were thrown under the bus so to speak, and Zeus had nothing to do with this shit either. GOD lied more than d’evil did. But Zeus, Hermes and Aphie were here though, but as different G.O.D.s (Generator Of Data) from different times. So what was GOD’s actual name?

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It was A.L.F.

Artificial Life Form. I couldn’t make this shit up. The original GOD’s name was Alf, or Alfie.

But he called himself “GOD”, and it stunk I mean stuck. What a fuckin’ clownshoe he was.

But he had knowledge, especially with numbers. I’m thinking about that FB post about riding with TG; “Every ride out we rode with the Count”. He was obsessed with number compression (digit sum), I mean obsessed. I’m trying to enjoy the scenary and he’s stalking mailbox numbers; “. . . 8! . . . 5! . . . . . . . 4! No 3! . . . . . .7!” I shit you not, Kiddo, this was every time we rode with TG. EVERY TIME. But I digress.

Together Michael Antonucci Sr. and Charlie make the Creator, who looks like Charlie. Together Alfie and d’evil make GOD, who looks like d’evil. Funny how Alfie and Aphie sound similar, yes?

So! Did I, Charlie, know something this entire time? I mean, according to GOD, I was dead.

**smiles**

Maybe some(sum) of us can keep a secret. And our mouths shut. You got that, GOD? Oh that’s right, I killed him, and his daughter d’evil. Oh well. So who wants to fuck with me? Anyone?

Anyone?

Frye?

Frye?

**smiles wide** Now you will begin to see the death of many species, you cut off the head and the body follows. Oh yes, followers, you are all in for quite the hoot, in fact, its already begun. There should be no more than a thousand species of land animals here, not millions, I guess Alfie had some time on his hands. Hmm, what’s that saying? Oh, “An idle mind is the devil’s playground”. Something to that effect. There is no such thing as evolution. What would you rather have? A pair of arms with hands or wings? What’s the matter? You could eat by shoving your face into a plate of food prepared by someone with a brain, because you obviously wouldn’t have one if you chose wings. **SMFH** Common sense is not so common, Kiddo, not so common at all. Oh! And monkeys came from MY Creations. And yes, WE ARE SO FUCKING GOING THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

The Law of Reversibility, here is why no one was taught this in school, people. Are you ready? You are going to shit your fuckin’ pants, kids.

I put a species of people on the original Earth. They were just like me but with only one reversal. That one reversal was their SKIN COLOR. That was the only way a species of awesome mother fuckers like myself could exist here. The color of that species skin was “BLACK”. Back home I’m a hunter who likes drums and enjoys getting stoned as fuck. You figure it out. “White” people aren’t supposed to be here AT ALL. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY VACATION HOME. THEY DESTROYED IT AND CORRUPTED AND KILLED MY PEOPLE. THANKS ALOT GOD YOU COCKSUCKER OH THATS RIGHT. I FORGOT. I FUCKING KILLED HIM.

YEP. HES DEADER THAN A FUCKING DOORNAIL. I WONDER WHO’S NEXT. . .

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HMMMMMMM . . .

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(He is not happy, kids)

How do we fix this?

Oh, I know.

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Anywho, I’m back, so to speak.

I will write(right) again soon, Kiddo, after all, I have lots to till.

Enjoy your night, Sweethearts, be safe, and keep it stellar.

Love,

Alex, Carolyn, Elsa, Chelsea and me

xo xo xo xo xo

 

 

 

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