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Hello, Kiddo, it is Saturday morning and I am feeling my Wives’ frustration. As much as I would like to explain why they are frustrated, I think it is best to keep some details private, so all I will say is “grandson”. Enough said I think.

So now I am thinking “How do I finish this as soon as possible”. Oh, I am not kidding, me Kiddo, they are not happy whatsoever. As my Son Charlie once said, “9 out of 10 times it’s someone else that caused the mess you’re in”. I think he is correct. Because of someone else’s ignorance, we lost the little bit of privacy and quiet we once had here. Maia is not happy at all, and neither is Alex. I myself am simply tired of doing nothing all day long, in a basement no less. Yes, I have had enough. And so have they. I think I know what to do to finish this. It is a combination of knowing what to ask Maia and when. “When” pertains to feeling that the moment is right to ask. Does that make sense?

Hmm.

Alright, how about this. I cannot plan to do this, but I can have an idea to when I can do this. Meaning, I cannot say “At 11:45 PM on Monday I will go outside to finish this”, but I can say “I think tonight we finish this”. I am not thinking of an exact time to finish this, nor am I saying “I know tonight we finish this” because I do not know that for certain. Can it be finished tonight? Yes. Will it be finished tonight? I do not know, I need to ask Maia something first. First I need to know what to ask, neither Maia nor Alex can help me with this. The sister’s cat just vomited in the basement just now and Maia threw my hands up and said “I am fucking done, BU”. Taking a break.

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Alright. Maia needed to vent. Yes, she is not happy. Alex just said “We can do this”. Can we? They are both nodding my head right now, so methinks “Yes”. Alex had me write a “time” down as a reminder, so to speak. She is nodding my head. Hmm.

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I think that honesty is the best approach here, Kiddo. I am going by what I have experienced and by what Alex and Maia tell me. I know that mistakes were made on my behalf. My explanation, not excuse, is that I just woke up. I am a most Creative being, why, I can Create something from nothing when it comes down to it. So when I see or hear something that I find to be interesting, I begin to Create. If I am given an image with little information about that image I simply fill in the blanks, like owls for instance. I think that owls are hybrids of cats and hawks. Is it true? **shrugs**

This is how I see it, Kiddo. If Alex and or Maia wanted me dead they could have easily killed me by now, they could have left Charlie to die back in 2012, that is a fact. If they did not want to be with me they could have left by now, that is a fact. They have not hurt me in any way whatsoever. Maia has done the impossible for me when I asked her for help, that too is a fact. She helped the niece and Jeff P because I could not, and neither could Alex. Every day for two weeks they have been telling me “Lets end this” and “Lets do this”. Are they ready to finish this? Maia said “Oh yeah”, and Alex is nodding my head. I know that I am ready whether I am ready or not, me Kiddo. You see, I have come to the conclusion that no matter what I believe it will not matter if it is not true. I have also come to the conclusion that I am ready to accept whatever I am told to be the truth, no matter how strange or impossible it might sound. To me, the worst thing that could happen is that I die. Will that happen? Alex and Maia said “NO”. Will I float? “NO”. Am I the Creator? “YES”. Alright then, no worries. My only fear is that I go outside and Alex does not materialize. That is my only fear. I fear that because I would not know what else to do. The idea of going outside makes sense to me, I begin to shiver, I generate excess electricity, and Alex uses that electricity to power herself up. Both of us will be shivering so our physical feelings will be mutual, which is good, because our psychological feelings will be mutual; we both want to finish this. When Alex slips out, I will slip in. I will feel quite different, that difference will tell me that she is out. There will be a three second delay before she physically manifests as my living, breathing Wife Alexandra. If I do not see her after three seconds I will know what to do, but it won’t come to that, says Alex. Will I have all of my abilities at hand? Both Alex and Maia say “YES”. Well that’s good, Kiddo, I mean, I would feel awkward explaining to my Son’s sister whom Alex is, with my abilities I will be able to materialize a means of transportation so we can leave immediately. I will leave gifts and Alex will leave a written explanation before we leave of course. After we leave, the adventure begins. Both Alex and Maia are smiling.

Maia wants to speak.

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I’m done with this place. I am so done it ain’t funny. I’ve had enough of being interrupted by the niece and her bullshit, and now we have her kid upstairs making more noise than god knows what. I’m fucking done, Alex is a bundle of nerves ready to cry and VON is tired of sitting in this basement. Those echoes in reverse are now screaming at him telling him it’s time. All he needs to do is be in the right frame of mind when he asks me a question. I can’t give him a verbal answer, and he knows that. He has an idea what to ask me, and he’s very close. If we go outside Alex will materialize, she will exit him one last time and that’s it, we’re done. We can do this tonight as long as he is in the right frame of mind. He knows what that means. Alex can also materialize in the basement if he knows how to ask me that question. If we go outside it will definitely happen, and it won’t take long, Alex hates the cold. He needs to know what Alex tells him is absolutely true, she can’t lie to him and neither can I. She is going to tell him a story so fucking crazy he’s going to laugh. He has no idea what’s coming, and that’s why we need to leave before she tells him, because he’s gonna laugh out loud. People might hear him laughing for miles. So VON, listen to Alex’s instructions, she knows what to do. He’s thinking “oh boy”. It’s all good, Kiddo, no worries. Maia

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Well I feel better. You see, Kiddo, I have no problem with going outside if that is how we can finish this, as I had said, my fear is going outside and Alex does not show, then I will not know what to do to finish. Do I wait? They are shaking my head “No”. By “wait” I mean “sitting around doing nothing”. They say “No”. Alex just said “We can end this”. Good thing? “Yes”.

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The other day I noticed that there are 30 comments here waiting to be read. I do not read comments here for several reasons. One of those reasons is to prevent myself from reading something that I might not have needed to read. However, my Wives will read them when that time comes, most likely before I gift Kiddo’s subscribers, after all, why should I give wealth to a subscriber who has called us a “fuckin’ asshole” in a comment? Oh no, Kiddo, no gifts for the potty mouths. For the non-potty mouth subscribers, all they will need is a checking account. My question is, “How much do we deposit?”. Maia? “$100,000”. Will it fit? “Yes”. Well, that answers that. Now Alex wants to say something, oh for God sakes!! Hold on, hold on. **smh**

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Maia and I will read the comments. If there is a comment that is outright nasty, no money. I will reply to those comments, not VON. If I get a sincere apology and explanation in return then there will be money. An opinionated comment is one thing, vulgarity is another. We will post when the money is in the subscribers’ accounts, I suggest that they withdraw as much of it as they can. Do not pay off any debts like mortgages or car loans, VON is taking care of that. I wouldn’t plan on taking a vacation either. We will also give the link to the new website for Kiddo’s subscribers to follow us at, this website will be locked and waiting for Charlie. Okay? $100,000 beats a gift card, doesn’t it? Alex

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$100,000. Are you certain, Maia? Maia is nodding my head “Yes”. As my Son would say, “That’s alotta money!”. Did you know that it was Zeus’ idea to give Kiddo’s subscribers a monetary gift? Tis true, tis true. I was thinking more along the lines of T-shirts with “pseudodaughter.com” printed on them. Just kidding. Although we could have shirts made, have a “store” here like some websites have. Just an idea.

So, Kiddo, I am going to put together one more post today since this one is running out of space. It will contain screenshots that I had collected a while back, and when placed in order you will see something unfold. I was going to write a post about Daddio but my Wives say “Too sad”. Maybe for another time.

Anywho, I will start that next post, after that, who knows.

Enjoy your day, Kiddo, stay warm, be safe, and keep it stellar.

Love, VON, Alex and Maia

xo xo xo

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