Hello, Kiddo, it’s Wednesday morning and I feel like talking. I hope you don’t mind. I also hope that you are doing phenomenally well. Last night I gave a written review for 2 of my employees, I think they will be quite pleased. I don’t know, Kiddo, at this rate I should have my own office by the Fall. 2 promotions within 6 months, not bad for a crazy old man.
In my most recent posts I talked about everyone’s friend and mine, the Devil. This is someone that I did not talk about up until now, and for a very good reason. If I touched on this topic from the beginning, it would look like it does now to some. And that is what we want. After 2 years of dealing with nonsense we feel obligated to deliver, Kiddo. Some actually believe that I just might be the Devil himself. Do you know why? Interpretation of certain known facts.
If I handed someone an apple, and they told me that it was an orange, is the apple really an apple? Why are they telling me it is an orange when it is an apple, Kiddo? If I know Kiddo, she would answer me with “Because they’re fuckin’ crazy.”
Because she uses common sense with what she knows. She knows that the apple is really an apple, and she knows this because I wouldn’t lie to her. And common sense tells her the obvious. Which is told with honesty. “They’re fuckin’ crazy”, because they are.
A fact is a fact, it doesn’t need anyone’s approval nor opinion. A fact isn’t always accepted, but it is the truth, and that is what matters inevitably, always.
An Apple is not an orange, that is a fact. Very simple concept here.
I asked a hypothetical question on Facebook about how would you know if Jesus was not the Devil in disguise if you were approached by a man who claimed to be Jesus Christ himself? He looks just like he does in the paintings, talks, walks, everything Jesus, and he is asking directions to the nearest Home Depot. Someone is hysterical right now, Kiddo. So if Jesus, who might be Satan, asked you for directions to the nearest Home Depot, would you give him directions, Kiddo?
We both know that answer. But what if this guy claiming to be Jesus said “But wait! I can turn your bottle of Smartwater into a Heineken”, and he does. Is he Jesus? I mean, turning a bottle of water into a cold beer, now that’s quite a trick, isn’t it, Kiddo? Would you give him directions now? Of course you wouldn’t. Anyone could play slight of hand with a distraction.
With your cellphone in your hand ready to call 911 he then says “But wait! I can walk on water. Just lead me to a body of water, my child, and I will showeth thee. Cometh.”
Does that sound creepy to you as well, Kiddo?
By now that guy claiming to be Jesus is picking green glass out of his grill, and Kiddo is about her day.
Now, could that guy have actually been Jesus Christ?
Did Kiddo just rearrange Jesus’ face with Holland’s best? According to “Jesus” she did. Do you think that he was calling out for himself during his attack? “Help me, Jesus, help me!” Ka-POW!! My wife’s laughing. By the way, good job defending yourself, Kiddo.
So here I am, an outcast because of nonsense. Woes me, woes me, I’m about as secluded as I can be. And in the two years passed I have not bumped into anyone in public, anyone I know, that is. It would be impossible for me to be myself in a mutual conversation with someone from my social past. What would I say if asked “Do you have a girlfriend?” Do I? No. “Do you have a girl in mind for yourself?” Do I? Yes. Now how do I explain her in an answer, Kiddo?
Let’s say that I explain my answer and they believe me. How long before they start thinking “How does he know that this “Soulie” is actually his Mother and not Satan himself?”, just how long before they start thinking that, Kiddo?
Is my Soulmate Satan? No.
So where is Satan? I mean, to play a trick one needs to exist, but where is he? People don’t seem concerned about Satan’s whereabouts, if they were, they would know where he is, wouldn’t they? But how would they know if it’s him or not? Did they ask him if he is Satan? “Are you Satan?” “Yes.” “See, I told you he was Satan.”
And if they found Satan what would they do with him? He’s not a criminal. In fact, she punishes bad people just like I do, Kiddo, isn’t that a good thing? I mean he not she. You don’t want bad people able to do bad things do you, Sweetheart? I mean, what if you should have a child someday, you know, a little version of yourself, wouldn’t you want him safe, Kiddo? It’s not easy to be safe with all these bad people running around. You’ll have your hands full raising a little minion I mean child and that’s a full time job. And it is a full time job. A mother cannot raise a child successfully and have a successful career. And the ones who say otherwise are proof to this. I think you know who said that one, Kiddo. So before we open Pandora’s Box we’ll move along.
There are a few, and I do mean a few, people that believe “God” is here and is hiding from his experiment. If an employer wants to see his employees for what they really are, the employer will watch their employees without them knowing that they are being watched. If the employee knew in advance that they were going to be watched by their employer they would put on a show to persuade him from the truth. Does this sound plausible? The best possible way to for the Creator to experience for himself the living conditions humans provided for themselves and for others is to hide amongst the humans as a human himself, completely unaware the he himself is the Creator.
If he was aware that he was the Creator since childhood his perception of life would have been influenced from outside parties. He would have been biased from familiar emotional input, which would affect rational thinking. To avoid this conflict the Creator remains unconscious until he is needed to fix something that only he can fix.
After learning what needs to be fixed the Creator will need to fix it. The Creator also needs to know that what needs to be corrected will be corrected without emotional influence. In other words, regardless of one’s emotions, a 7 remains 7. A fact will not change for a fearful mind, therefore the number 7 is fearless.
Aphie told me that this was going to be bad. I have an idea as to how bad. And it’s pretty bad. Are we making matters worse teasing with the Devil? It depends from what side of the fence you’re standing at. If you were standing on the fence you would be between two sides, unbiased. Are you unbiased? Not you, Kiddo, “you” as in you reading this. Most likely, no.
With nine-tenths of the world’s population believing in something told to them the chances of someone having no knowledge of religion whatsoever reading this post is slim to none. Everyone on this planet has some knowledge of “God”, even though he isn’t Real. Who hasn’t heard of this guy by now? But have they seen him? No, but he does exist, at least that’s what they tell me, Kiddo.
In this wondrous world of reversibility there are several possibilities as to what the hell is going on. For instance, when the Devil convinced man that he doesn’t exist, he also convinced man that God does exist. God’s presence explains the Devil’s absence. However, for the Devil to convince man of anything, the Devil would need to be here, which explains God’s absence, correct? Someone is here, Kiddo, but who.
There is also the possibility that God could have played his greatest trick, convincing man that the Devil does exist. Now wouldn’t that be funny. It would be like when a father tells their child about the boogeyman, Sweetheart. Could all these people be afraid of the boogeyman? “Better do whatcha told or the boogeyman will getcha!!”
Not all of them, but most of them.
With all this talk about the Devil written as cryptic as cryptic can get, until that moment arrives anyone who has read this will have no idea as to whom I actually am. Who am I? Kiddo knows who I am. And Kiddo knows what Daddio is actually doing too. If anyone from my family has read this far, they just might think that I’m possessed by the Devil, especially after living in the Guilderland Hellhouse. If Kiddo has read this far, there’s a good chance that she’s smiling right now, because she knows who I am and what I am doing. I could go on with this conundrum for days. No matter what, at least one person in my family just might think that I am the Devil incarnate. Even if they were to look me in the eye they will never know just who I am, even though I told who I am. Who am I?